- If your dog’s monthly medical overhead rivals a luxury car payment, you belong in this club. This premium lifestyle tee is a tongue-in-cheek badge of honor for the dedicated fur humans funding the pharmaceutical industry one chewable tablet at a time. Featuring a beautifully detailed pug portrait framed by the realest tagline in modern pet ownership: $400 in Apoquel and Counting.
- Because true love means sacrificing your savings account so they can live itch-free.